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🗿 FTX Caroline Hits The Stand 🧑‍⚖️

The infamous Caroline Ellison hit the stand to spill the digital beans on her fanatical ex-lover

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GM. Some true OG No Fomo Alpha for you this week (2021 vibes) – including a new NFT Power Ranking and an early access private sale for the memiest memecoin in the galaxy…

But we’re not here to just shill. The juicy crypto news continue. Voyager got sued by the FTC for fraud, and the infamous Caroline Ellison hit the stand to spill the digital beans on her fanatical ex-lover.

Without Further Ado. ☕ *knuckle cracks* ☕ Let’s get into it.

Today’s Specials:

No FOMO News 📰 : Caroline Ellison details SBF’s involvement in running Alameda Research 📚

Weekend Alpha: What to Watch 👀 : Ether could rise five-fold by end-2026 👀

NFT Power Rankings 🔥 : Sugartown on Top?? 🏆

No FOMO 🗿 : Only 21 Projects Over 1 ETH 😰

AI Intel 🤖 : AI Reads Ancient Texts No Human Has 📚

Well Known No-Names 📇 : The F***** Bum Who Made reCAPTCHA 😡

No FOMO News 📰

  • Caroline Ellison details SBF’s involvement in running Alameda Research (CNBC)

  • Meme Coin Project Garbage Aims to Launch a $100,000 Giveaway (Beincrypto)**

  • Mastercard’s CBDC pilot ventures into Ethereum and NFTs (Blockworks)

  • NFT Startup Yuga Labs Is Laying Off U.S. Employees Amid Its Ongoing Pivot to a Gaming Metaverse (Artnet News)

  • G20 adopts IMF-FSB Synthesis Paper on crypto regulation (Cointelegraph)

  • Voyager Digital co-founder sued by US regulators for fraud (FTC)

  • Hamas Has Raised Millions in Crypto Donations, WSJ Reports (CoinDesk)

**sponsored content

Weekend Alpha – What to Watch

Going Up High School GIF by Pudgy Penguins

Gif by pudgypenguins on Giphy

Ether could rise five-fold by end-2026, according to analyst. Blockchain gaming raises $2.3 bn YTD. Ethereum Has Nearly Cleared Out Validator Queue, a Sign of Weak Staking Demand.

🔥 NFT Power Rankings 🔥

Below .25eth

Only 21 Projects Over 1 ETH 😰

We did a lil research. And we found out only 21 NFT projects still have a floor price over 1 ETH. And apparently 69,795 out of 73,257 NFT collections have a market cap of zero.

Where do NFTs go from here? We’re not totally bearish. Here are some thoughts:

  1. Floor prices won’t matter as much in the future.

  2. Brands with existing product-market fit (without web3) will dominate the space

  3. Web3 → Web2 or fail (think Pudgy and Walmart)

  4. Enterprise will swallow up the good companies, the bad ones will die, and a new era will emerge during the next bull run

Well-Known No Names: The reCaptcha guy 😡

Today we bring you someone who we hate, and we imagine many others aren’t happy with either – Luis von Ahn, the inventor of reCAPTCHA.

If you don’t know what reCAPTCHA is, you’re lucky to have less PTSD than us.

Who does this guy think he is, ruining our login and checkout experience? I mean look at his face. It’s pissing me off right now, just like this “breakthrough” feature he invented. Is there anything more frustrating in life than spending 90 seconds filling out your address, click to buy, and BOOM ERROR. Didn’t click the recaptcha, now your address info is gone, you’re logged out, your girlfriend left you, the police are coming, and your house is on fire.

F*** YOU LUIS VON AHN

(if you really don’t know what it is, here’s a pic to get past your trauma block)

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The $garbage manifesto:

Crypto gets a bad rep. But let’s face it — the FIAT system stonks, and our global financial system is sliding into a cesspool of dysfunction. If it’s all gonna end in a stanking mess anyway, doesn't it make sense to fast forward to the end and reverse engineer our way out from the muck?

When the world can’t separate the trash from the treasure, the street smart money sniffed out the stinking secret to success... investing in $GARBAGE. Oh the irony!

Monetize the misery and meme hard to win hard.

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